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My 5 horror festive favourites

The most wonderful time of the year is upon us. A time for tinsel and mistletoe and carol singing and Santa Claus. A time of joy, festivity, and good wishes for all. For me, and many like me, it is a time to crack open the Christmas horror films that sit so well with a glass of mulled wine and a mince pie. There are some great horror films that sit amongst my regular favourites of Santa Clause the Movie, Elf and Fred Claus and this is the only time of year that I allow myself the privilege of sitting down to my five horror festive favourites:

Silent Night Deadly Night

This film tells the story of Billy who witnesses the violent death of his parents at the hands of a criminal dressed as Santa Claus. Subjected to more horror at the hands of a pretty mean Mother Superior, he grows up and manages to live a pretty normal life. That is, until Christmas rolls round. On Christmas Eve, he is forced to “play” Santa at a toy store and his violent childhood memories resurface. Billy transforms into a Santa-dressed murderer who must dole out punishment to all he encounters.

My brother introduced me to this annihilation of Santa Claus as a friendly, caring, present giver. And I’m so thankful to him for ruining this perception. A very poor remake (simply titled Silent Night) starring Jaime King was released in 2012 that I wasted one Christmas Eve watching. Stick to the original and get ready to have all of your illusions of Santa Claus bust wide open. Plus the “antler scene” with horror legend Linnea Quigley will stick in your mind long after the credits stop rolling.

Black Xmas

A young boy named Billy (a popular name in horror, huh?) witnesses his mother kill his father so she locks him in the attic while she starts a new family with her lover. Over the years Billy witnesses love cherished upon his sister until he finally snaps and kills his mother and her lover. In the present day, a group of sorority girls, living in Billy’s childhood home, start receiving intimidating phone calls during their winter break. One of the girls then disappears begging the question, has Billy returned? And if so, who will survive?

Now I love the original film Black Christmas. It’s a masterpiece in storytelling, is totes creepy and stars the wonderful Margot Kidder. I am a stickler for preferring originals to remakes but Black Xmas is just so mean. And gross. And bloody good fun. It sticks to the original story and characters but is brave enough to take a step further with the grossness of Billy and his mother’s relationship. Sometimes it is better to rely on atmosphere and your own imagination but sometimes I want to be shown something downright disturbing. And this film delivers that. I highly recommend you give it a go. But beware, it may put you off Christmas cookies for good!

Red Christmas

A typical Australian family are enjoying Christmas Day when a stranger knocks on their door. This stranger is very… well strange, wrapped in bandages and wearing a hooded cloak. His name is Cletus and believes that the mother of the family (the fabulous Dee Wallace) is also his mother. Not taking rejection well, Cletus sets about tearing the family apart (quite literally) on the most magical day of the year.

I was introduced to this new horrific Christmas tale at this year’s FrightFest; it was one of the films I couldn’t wait to see. And I really enjoyed it. The character of Cletus is not a villain we’ve seen before and the introduction of an abortion clinic storyline is new to the horror genre. I appreciate Craig Anderson trying some different with what could have been a run of the mill slasher film. For me, it takes a welcome place amongst my festive favourites, which I will enjoy year on year.

Krampus

A dysfunctional American family are forced together for the holidays and their disillusionment of the Christmas spirit deeply affects the youngest son Max, who unwittingly unleashes the wrath of Krampus; the demonic anti-Santa Claus, complete with hooves. Krampus and his band of evil minions lay siege to their home, forcing them to fight for each other in the hope of surviving the holiday.

I had very high expectations for this film as the original story of Krampus could be a really terrifying tale if told in the right hands. And I originally thought this film had failed. The film lent itself to a horror comedy rather than scaring the pants off me. But once I sat down and thought about it, I realised that the film thoroughly entertained me and the ending really was rather horrific. Also you can’t go wrong with a bit of Toni Collette and I am very happy to see her stretching her acting muscles in horror once again.

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

This Finnish film follows a young boy and his friend who believe a secret mountain drilling project near where they live has uncovered the tomb of Santa Claus. However, this is not the jolly, red-cheeked Santa children know and love. And when his dad captures a wild old man in a wolf trap, we discover he may know the answer to the recent slaughter of reindeer and disappearance of local children…

In a similar vein to Krampus but much better, this film is brilliantly-executed with brilliant performances. This is a festive film I highly recommend you take the time to watch this December. But be warned, you will never think of Santa in the same way again.

What are your horror festive favourites?

The Devil in I is a little harder to find

Sitting in front of me on my little computer desk are two tickets to the Slipknot and Korn gig at the Motorpoint Arena this Friday. Running around and around in my head is The Devil In I, the second single from their new album .5: The Gray Chapter. I’m a big Slipknot fan. I’m a rock/metal/pop rock fan. I also like RnB, rap, hip hop and classical. But I always come back to the best. I list Alexisonfire, Nirvana, Greenday (pre-American Idiot) and Hollywood Undead among my favourite bands of all time. My favourite festival is Download, although Bloodstock is pretty rad and I’m yet to get to Sonisphere. I have 15 piercings, 4 tattoos (soon to be 5) and my favourite clothing brand (at the moment) is Metal Mulisha.

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(Images: http://rtk12.deviantart.com/favourites/39005348/SlipKnoT & http://www.festicket.com/festival/download-festival-2015/)

Why am I telling you this? Well, if you popped by to see me in my office during a typical workday, you would be confused and ask me where Cat is. I would then look confused and reply that it is me you are looking for. You see, I’m not your typical alternative girl i.e. long black hair extensions, dramatic eye makeup, facial piercings, all black outfit and tattooed sleeves (just one example). I would probably be wearing a smart outfit, minimal makeup, hair in a ponytail and have no piercings/tattoos on show. I like to think there are several versions of me: work me, alternative me, casual me, really casual me, dressy me, etc. I think anyone has the right to look and dress how they want and I am envious of tattooed sleeves, lip piercings and voluminous, black hair. I don’t look like that and probably never will. But that does not make me any less “rock and roll”.

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I know some fans of metal music who would rather cut their ears off than listen to Taylor Swift. And I know some people who live for the latest chart music that think metal fans also love the devil and sacrifice lambs on the weekend. Both sets of people are idiots. Anyone can like anything and everything. But, just like when it comes to politics or religion, you can believe in and enjoy all sorts of things without having to plant yourself in a certain “type”: emo, punk, chav, trendy, alternative, goth.

Some of you may not know what I’m talking about, some of you may be nodding and some of you may think I‘ve got it all wrong. That’s the beauty of the opinion. This is me. All of me. Every version of me. I love horror, metal and have some books on my shelf that psychiatrists would have a field day with. I also love animals and rainbows and when Santa sent me a letter at Christmas, I nearly cried with joy! But isn’t that the beauty of humanity? We still have the ability to surprise. Right now, I am retiring to the couch to to watch Interview with the Vampire… and I’m wearing a pink bathrobe and pink slipper socks. Go figure.